The economy is still reeling, and the evidence is all around us: empty storefronts. It seems like every week another bank or retail shop down and moves out. Well, I’ve got a plan to fix it. I’m launching a new business venture: Ponzi. We’re gonna have multiple locations. Whenever a store vacates a property, we’re going to be there. I can’t tell you exactly what this store is, but if you tell all of your friends about it, and they tell all of their friends, and they tell their friends and so on, then it has to work, right?